That’s So Funny and Sick
Playboi Carti got an 8.5 from Pitchfork for a project titled Die Lit, in all seriousness, and that’s so funny.
Playboi Carti may never have his own radio-friendly single ever again, and that’s so sick.
Playboi Carti has a new track called “New Tank” that goes fucking crazy, but all my friends fucking hate it, and that’s so funny.
Playboi Carti had another song simply called “Tank,” which is actually miles ahead of his latest with the same word, and that’s so sick.
Playboi Carti leaks were abused by Tik Tok to the point that it literally forced him to reconstruct an album with the app’s existence in mind, most notably on “Place,” and that’s so funny.
Playboi Carti leaks have ultimately found themselves in the realm of Wayne’s ubiquitous demos off Tha Carter III, as well as the Young Thug surplus that infamously surfaced in 2015, and that’s so sick.
Playboi Carti reply guys who were tweeting about how they need to go to church for listening to the new stuff are total squares, and that’s so funny.
Playboi Carti can occasionally make objectively good music, almost as well as he can craft objectively bad music, and that’s so sick.
Playboi Carti somehow managed to become a voice for even the slightest, strangest sliver of the generation, and that’s so funny.
Playboi Carti says to have spent $100K on his son to open up “Beno!”, and that’s so sick.
Playboi Carti got aired the fuck out by Iggy Azalea for being a cheater who wasn’t present for his son’s birth and didn’t pull up to celebrate Christmas, either. That is awful parenting and worthy of discrediting.
Playboi Carti finally dropped another album, Whole Lotta Red, and it honestly kinda sucks.
That’s so funny and sick.
